Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Randomize
