im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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