There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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