if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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