Whats the glycemic index on semen?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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