She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Randomize
