make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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