I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Randomize
