Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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