Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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