You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
The uberlube is also flammable
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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