I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
not ubering you a puppy
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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