So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Ketchup is God's man juice
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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