Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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