Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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