i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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