He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
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