Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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