I never want to see another naked old woman again.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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