Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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