you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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