Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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