the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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