woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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