Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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