I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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