You work out of a Hotel?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
whose ass print is on the piano?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
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