My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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