He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
i out mim tonsoeep
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