We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
