So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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