so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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