garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i don't like sucking hair
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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