I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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