Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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