would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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