would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Randomize
