I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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