dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
YAS. BRING CRAB.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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