Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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