the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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