Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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