Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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