NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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