that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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