I saw his package. It spoke to me.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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