It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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