Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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