Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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