it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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